Armenian Hockey

Filed under: Armenia, Sports — Posted by Katy on January 6th

I’m sorry for being the bearer of bad news, but the Armenian hockey team sucks.

Last March, Hockey Rants brought you the sad tale of the Armenian Men’s Hockey team as they were slaughtered during the 3rd division World Championships in Mexico.

Playing the likes of Ireland, Luxembourg, South Africa, and Mexico (talk about hockey powerhouses), Armenia managed to lose all 4 of their games by a combined score of 142-5!

Goaltender Arman Lalayan was in net for every single minute and finished with a 35.50GAA and a 54.92 Save Percentage. Backup Mher Hovhanisyan was probably quite happy to sit on the bench and not be embarrassed in front of the Mexican spectators. [source]

The other day, the Armenian team played Iceland. The score? Iceland defeated Armenia 50-0.

This is HOCKEY! They almost never score in the double digits!!!!!!!!

[Game summary]

Check this out:

…thanks in part to a 20-goal third period, outshooting the Armenians 133-10. Harutyun Baluyan played the whole game in net for Armenia, making 83 saves (that’s works out to a .624 save percentage). Iceland, which scored seven shorthanded goals, was led by Gauti Thormodsson (7G, 9A) and Emil Alengard (9G, 6A, 33 SOG, including 24 in the first period). The goat of the game? Either Armenian forward Aram Simonyam (who finished the game a woeful -35) or Iceland’s Kari Valsson, the only Icelandic skater to not register a point. Ouch. [source]

55 Comments »

  1. We have a hockey team!!! Great news!

    Comment by Armen — 1/7/2006 @ 1:47 am

  2. That’s a good attitude! :)

    Comment by Katy — 1/7/2006 @ 4:07 am

  3. I am sure the guys had a lot of fun traveling to Mexico…
    The score? who cares…
    Lets hope for revival of Armenian fooball.

    Comment by Գագիկ — 1/7/2006 @ 10:59 am

  4. I am willing to go play for Armenia. I can skate, and even though I am American, I have an Armenian last name, and heritage. I could do no worse, I figure. Maybe they could slip me in under the cloud of pity for the next world champs (March in Iceland)

    Comment by James — 1/12/2006 @ 9:34 pm

  5. I can help if they need better players.Forward and goalie

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