A few days ago my car stereo was stolen from my Niva while parked in the common area behind my apartment building, located on Nalbandyan Street, across from the Republic Square metro station in Yerevan. As a result I filed a complaint with the Central Yerevan Police, and as can be predicted the 40-minute experience was most chaotic. I documented my conversation with the detective handling the case. Here’s an excerpt:
Detective Merouj: Okay, well let me take the cell phone number down. [to someone else] Hey get that thing out of here! So anyway, what was it, a car stereo?
Me: That’s right.
Detective Merouj: And it was in your car? What kind of stereo was it, a regular one or one of those that has the front thing that comes off?
Me: The kind with the thing that comes off.
Detective Merouj: Well, why didn’t you take it with you? Let me get you number down so that someone will come to your house later.
Me: My car is just outside if that’s any help to you?
Detective Merouj: What should I do about your car being outside? That doesn’t matter, we’ll have someone go over to your house to check things out.
Me: Okay.
Detective Merouj: So do you have the registration for the car stereo?
Me: For the car stereo? I have the car registration, but for the stereo?
Detective Merouj: You don’t have it? Well, wasn’t it you that installed the stereo?
Me: No it was installed when I bought the car, about three months ago.
Another detective: What happened? Are you the one with the stolen car stereo? [standing in the office doorway]
Both of us: Yes.
Another detective: Do you have the registration for the stereo?
Me: No, I don’t. I never knew that such a thing existed. This is the first time I’m hearing about it.
Another detective: Yeah? [walks away]
To read the transcript in full, click here.